Just make it up.
These are special mangoes. Mangoes grown in the Amazon jungle. We are offering them to you at the more than fair price of $4.99 per pound. Yes, they are advertised as normal Floridian mangoes, but don't be fooled. I work here and they only tell the employees the real truths. It's these sorts of secret bargains that Central Market offers it's customers like you. You should consider yourself fortunate.
Please come back. Buy them some more. We have plentiful.
These are special mangoes. Mangoes grown in the Amazon jungle. We are offering them to you at the more than fair price of $4.99 per pound. Yes, they are advertised as normal Floridian mangoes, but don't be fooled. I work here and they only tell the employees the real truths. It's these sorts of secret bargains that Central Market offers it's customers like you. You should consider yourself fortunate.
Please come back. Buy them some more. We have plentiful.
